Hold onto your hats, folks—Donald Trump just dropped a new plan, and it’s got a name straight out of a Marvel movie. Say hello to the Golden Dome. No, it’s not a gold-plated casino in Vegas or a revival of The Simpsons Movie’s glass bubble. This “Golden Dome” is Trump’s proposed mega missile defense shield, […]
Amritsar Goes Dark in Surprise Blackout Drill Amid National Security Alert
Amritsar: Lights out, people! The Amritsar administration just hit the switch on a surprise blackout drill Wednesday night — and yes, it caught plenty of folks off guard. Residents were asked to stay indoors and kill the lights as part of a high-alert civil defence mock drill. Think of it as a citywide game of […]
Marco Rubio Named Interim National Security Adviser After Trump Ousts Mike Waltz
Hold up—Marco Rubio just leveled up again. The Florida senator-turned-Secretary of State is now moonlighting as Interim National Security Adviser, and yep, that makes him one of the most powerful dudes in Washington right now. According to The Washington Post, this last-minute shuffle happened after President Trump gave the boot to Mike Waltz, who accidentally […]
Trump Fires National Security Adviser Mike Waltz After Signal Chat Leak
Whoa, things just got a little more dramatic in Washington. Mike Waltz, Trump’s National Security Adviser, has been shown the door after a huge security mishap. We’re talking a major screw-up that’s got everyone talking. So, what happened? Well, Waltz made a big mistake in a private Signal chat — a chat about sensitive military […]
Pete Hegseth Caught in Major Signal Leak Scandal Threatening Pentagon Security
Whoa! It’s the kind of scandal we never saw coming—U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth caught in the middle of a major security breach. What’s the deal? It turns out Hegseth has been using the Signal app on an unsecured device to discuss military operations! Yep, you heard that right—big-time leaks coming from the Pentagon, and […]
Leaky Pete? Pentagon Boss in Hot Water After Signal Slip-Up!
Whoa—did the Pentagon just get caught slippin’… again?! Pete Hegseth, the Defense Secretary with a penchant for drama, is now the main character in Washington’s latest national security soap opera. And guess what? It’s all thanks to some not-so-private Signal chats that make the group text in your friend circle look like a snooze fest. […]