Yep, you read that right. Joe Biden — former President, current Scranton soul of America, and ice cream connoisseur — has been diagnosed with Prostate Cancer. His office confirmed the news on Sunday, sending political Twitter (X) into a minor tailspin and family group chats buzzing with “Did you hear?” energy. Former President Joe Biden […]
Palm Springs Fertility Clinic Explosion Kills 1, FBI Launches Investigation
A massive explosion shook the California desert city late Saturday morning, sending shockwaves (literally) across North Indian Canyon Drive and East Tachevah Drive. One person is dead. At least five others are injured. And the cause? Authorities say it looks like a car bomb. Yes, you read that right. A car bomb — in Palm […]
Lufthansa Flight Flew Without Pilot for 10 Minutes After Co-Pilot Lost Consciousness Mid-Flight
A Lufthansa flight cruising at 35,000 feet was left with no one flying the plane for a full 10 minutes in February 2024. Yep, you read that right. According to reports from AP News, things took a wild turn on Lufthansa Flight LH1140 from Frankfurt to Seville when the captain took a bathroom break mid-flight. […]
Supreme Court Strikes Down Trump’s Alien Enemies Act Deportation Effort
Donald Trump’s push to bring back mass deportations using an 18th-century wartime law just hit a brick wall — and it’s shaped like the Supreme Court. In a 7–2 decision on Thursday, the justices said a big fat nope to the former president’s attempt to restart deportations under the Alien Enemies Act — a dusty […]
Ten Inmates Break Out of New Orleans Jail Using Toilet Wall and Blankets
New Orleans just had its own Shawshank Redemption moment — minus Morgan Freeman and with a lot more barbed wire. Ten inmates pulled off a real-life jailbreak from the Orleans Justice Center, and honestly, it’s so wild you’d think it was ripped from a Netflix script. How’d they do it? Brace yourself. According to the […]
US Credit Rating Takes a Hit Moody’s Slashes Top Score
The US just lost its shiny triple-A credit rating. Moody’s dropped the hammer, knocking the rating from Aaa to Aa1. Yep, the last big agency to hold onto the crown finally blinked. Why? Debt is ballooning faster than your favorite viral TikTok dance craze. According to Moody’s, Uncle Sam’s debt could hit 134% of GDP […]
Balochistan Declares Independence from Pakistan Mir Yar Baloch Leads Movement
Hold onto your hats, folks—Balochistan just dropped a bombshell! Mir Yar Baloch, the fiery leader of the region, has boldly declared Balochistan independent from Pakistan. Yep, you read that right. No more Pakistan for Balochistan—at least according to Mir Yar. Patriots !!! My X followers crossed 100k. I dedicate this uprising to everyone of you. […]
Tornadoes Strike Near St. Louis Prompting Warnings and Storm Damage
Hold on to your lawn chairs—Mother Nature just flipped the script in St. Louis. Multiple tornadoes, pounding rain, and angry skies crashed the Midwest party Friday afternoon, sending locals scrambling for cover and weather apps into overdrive. A Tornado Watch was issued earlier in the day for the greater St. Louis area, but by mid-afternoon, […]
Lakeville Stolen Vehicle Suspect Arrested After Shelter-In-Place Lifted
Hold on, Lakeville! What started as a wild chase ended with a suspect nabbed and a whole neighborhood breathing a sigh of relief. Here’s the scoop: Police tried to pull over a guy driving a stolen ride near Highview Avenue. But nope—he bolted on foot like a character straight out of an action flick. Cue […]
South Wing of Louisiana’s Nottoway Plantation Severely Damaged by Fire
The South’s grandest mansion just met a fiery twist — and not the romantic kind. Flames tore through the iconic Nottoway Plantation on Wednesday, scorching a massive chunk of the lavish estate that once screamed Old South opulence. Built in 1859 and famed as the largest antebellum mansion still standing in the U.S., the White […]