Miami just hit peak “Florida Man” again. A guy got shot — yes, shot — all because another dude thought he was parking too slow.
According to PEOPLE, 29-year-old Anthony Russian (driving a Porsche Macan, naturally) allegedly pulled out a gun and blasted a stranger in the foot after losing his patience during a parking standoff in Miami’s artsy Wynwood neighborhood.
It all went down on April 11. The victim — just trying to park his Toyota Tacoma near his Airbnb — was doing his thing when Russian rolled up behind him and started laying on the horn.
And then it went full GTA.
When the driver stepped out to ask what the deal was, Russian allegedly said he was “taking too long” and — get this — tried to shoot him on the spot. Twice. The gun misfired.
Third time? Not so lucky.
Russian reportedly fired again and nailed the guy in the foot as he was walking away.
The victim, clearly a champ, drove himself to Ryder Trauma Center for treatment.
Cops did their thing, and after an investigation and a photo lineup, Russian was ID’d and arrested on May 7 in Miami Beach.
He’s now facing second-degree attempted murder and firearm charges, and yep, he’s currently being held without bond.
Over a parking spot. We repeat: A parking spot.
Seriously, bro, take a breath next time — not a bullet.