TRUMP GOES FULL SEND First 100 Days Are All Gas No Brakes

Trump Goes Full Send First 100 Days Are All Gas No Brakes

Buckle up America because Donald Trump is back and he’s not tiptoeing around anything

First thing he did January 20 was create a whole new government department yep the Department of Government Efficiency aka DOGE and guess who’s leading it Elon Musk No kidding It’s like Trump crossed the federal government with a Tesla and shot it into orbit.

Federal workers got the ultimate awkward text from their boss basically “Quit now keep getting paid until September maybe” Wild vibes for sure according to Wikipedia it’s called a “deferred resignation program” sounds fancy but feels like Survivor DC edition.

Meanwhile your FAFSA and Medicaid? They were on ice for a minute after Trump hit the pause button on federal funding Talk about chaotic energy The funding freeze caused so much mess even The Guardian said it had to be pulled back like a bad TikTok trend.

And if you thought Trump’s immigration game was intense before now it’s gone ultra hardcore Sanctuary cities in his sights people getting moved to detention centers in foreign countries without a judge even blinking CNN called it “the most aggressive immigration move ever attempted”.

But wait there’s more Trump flexed his pardon power like Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet over 1500 January 6th defendants pardoned and even threw in a free pass for Ross Ulbricht the guy behind Silk Road and some anti-abortion protesters Talk about a redemption arc no one saw coming.

Internationally Trump’s playing 4D chess or at least he thinks so He’s questioning NATO tweeting about annexing Greenland again and slashing foreign aid faster than a reality show elimination cue Jeff Probst.

Trade deals? Tariffs? Yeah they’re back baby Bigly Trump is tossing around 10 percent tariffs on everything and daring the world to say something about it Reuters reports it’s “a full-on shakeup of the global economy” not exactly your usual Tuesday.

Domestically it’s been Executive Order Season like Oprah giving away cars Over 140 orders signed Some analysts are saying Trump is going faster than even FDR did in his famous first 100 days but with way more lawsuits According to AP News he’s facing more than 150 lawsuits already that’s a record even Taylor Swift might respect.

Approval ratings? Not exactly Grammy winning numbers but Trump’s base is fired up and he’s riding the wave like it’s endless summer.

Bottom line Trump’s first 100 days are wild messy loud and exactly the kind of political rollercoaster only he could build Buckle up the ride’s just getting started.